Answering the Unanswerable

As I mentioned, there were lots of good questions submitted that didn't make the cut. So as a favor to Gibbsy and the White House nerds in New Media Operations, I'm going to answer a few they wanted addressed:

"In your speech on the economy, you said 'there are no silver bullets.' If that’s true, then how will America defend itself from a werewolf invasion?"

Well, that's actually why Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is down in Mexico today. I don't think I'm breaking my operational top secret clearance by telling you that the U.S. has been having problems with illegal werewolves crossing the border we share with Mexico for some time now, taking, good well-paying jobs from American Lycan. It's another example of yet another serious problem inherited by Big O's Administration, which requires steadfast dialogue, not bullets. The werewolf challenge is part of the "North American Contingency Operation, " which is line-itemed on page 8905 of the proposed budget.