Gaffe-o-Matic

We're only about eight weeks into this Administration, and already we have a leaker. How the existence of our gaffe-o-matic got out is beyond me. But I can put most of you at ease. Tim Teriffic over Treasury doesn't have one. That's just the way he is, he doesn't need technologic help.

The gaffe-o-matic, though, travels with Joe Biden all the time. The Big Guy has the football, Joey B has the "gaffer." It's constitutionally required under the separations clause, plus it gives Joe something to play with when he's bored, which is pretty much all the time.