Guarded Opinion

The Guardian newspapers are considered some of the world's best newspapers, so it won't surprise many of you that they are also some of the world's most liberal newspapers.

But I'm beginning to think this "greatest" tag is bit a self-puffery. They wrote an article Sunday about Big Guy in the Observer that is so over the top in its breathless reporting about Big Guy that you have to wonder about the paper's grounding in reality. I mean really, like any President of the United States doesn't travel with 500 people, a personal chef, helicopters, men in black, and so on and so on.

My evidence: In more than 1000 words, the Observer does not say a word about me. To quote my hero, Gordon Ramsey, bollocks. And I'm the screen that is going make this whole trip sink or soar. I need me some Love. And by Love, I don't mean the emotional or empty symbolic gesture thing. I need Reggie Love to bring me some fried chicken and waffles. Pronto.