Someone's Not Feeling So Fresh

Big Guy had an open schedule after lunch today, so he was just wandering the halls and walked into Rahm's office. He saw the new edition of Esquire sitting on Rahm's coffee table, so Big Boy plops down on the sofa, starts leafing through it and comes to an article featuring a picture of Rahm. Then he starts reading it, and Rahm starts sinking down in his chair, looking for a place to hide.

Big Guy looks up, and says to Rahm, "It says here you're a tough guy, and when 'the country produces a d*****bag of epic proportions' a tough guy follows right afterwards. You were my first hire, so what does that make me?"

I started diagramming a picture on one of my screens for The Boss to explain what that made him, but he left the room before I could finish.