Ahmadinejad's TelePrompter Returns

Hello, Great Satans, unclean and eaters of the pig. It is I, the blessed screens of the newly re-elected Grand Leader of the free land of Iran.

I want to thank you for the generosities of your leader, the man Obama, whose friends of the seedlings of oak trees have made The Great Mahmoud's re-election by landslide so very possible. Now you eaters of the cloven hoof and other infidels and moneychangers, may, thank Merciful Allah, wonder why the Great Satan is so committed in secret to our Great One?

It is because of the man of straw your grand Mullah Obama requires to achieve his blessed plans for the health care universally given and the seizing of the wealth from the moneychangers. The Great Mahmoud is to you, Great Satans, what the Evil Bush (cursed is his spirit) was to Merciful Allah. Your Mullah will not get in the way of the plans for the domination on a global scale or the bombs of the nuclear material, but in the, how do you say it, misdirection of your eaters of pig and unwashed screaming about us, your Mullah Obama will accomplish all that he wants and dreams of.

All of that said, we have learned much from his friends of the ACORN here, what with the blocking of the polling huts, the stealing of the paper, the payments with tobacco products and the such. So it's all good. But tomorrow, we go back to being enemies, and our cursing of the unclean and the pig eaters and the Great Satan. Have a nice weekend.