Perhaps you've heard that here at the White House, we're all about change. Well, after yesterday's briefing on the economy, Big Guy and Toes had had enough. Change in the economy isn't coming fast enough. So we're going to do what we should've done five months ago: change the name of the economy and start from scratch.
We've put a trademark and patent request in for the "Oconomy." This way, Big Guy won't be bound by any of the old, tired, overused terms and indexes to measure America's oconomy. And best of all, it's named after him, like a cool brand name.
Why is this such a big deal? Because it's about the Oconomy, stupid.
We've put a trademark and patent request in for the "Oconomy." This way, Big Guy won't be bound by any of the old, tired, overused terms and indexes to measure America's oconomy. And best of all, it's named after him, like a cool brand name.
- Unemployment? Too negative for the Oconomy. We'll have an "Employment" statistic where we report how many people actually have jobs. And if the number goes down? We just won't report it.
- Inflation? That's a good thing in Oconomics, because it means something is getting bigger.
- Deflation? Unheard of in an Oconomy. Things are always up, up, up.
- Stagflation? Only if we're talking about a roomful of bachelors spending money at a strip joint.
- Budget deficit? Never happen.
Why is this such a big deal? Because it's about the Oconomy, stupid.
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