Jimmy Carter: Peanuts or Just Nuts?

Big Guy is getting ready for a big trip the Middle East, and former President Jimmy Carter has been calling us incessantly looking to meet with us about the trip. He claims to have some "insights" into the matter. Rahm is warning Big O not to take the meeting, in part because the former President might want a photo-op with us, and no one this early in a Presidency wants to be pictured with the man many consider to be the worst President of the 20th Century ... or any century. 

This is why when Big Guy hosted the living past Presidents earlier this year, he made sure when the cameras snapped that he was between the two Bushes and not between the ass-grabber and the failure. 

Another reason we don't want Carter in the Oval?  He picks all of the green M&Ms out of the bowls and pockets them, and those are Big Guy's favorites.