All the President's Men

Carl Bernstein dropped by the Oval today and met with Big Guy, Rahm and me. It was a big thrill for all of us who remember his antics with ...

We're French, We're Here, Now Deal With It ...

Yesterday, Big Guy, Toes and I were meeting in the Oval about a speech later this week after O got back from his golf outing at Andrews Air ...

Are We Going to Vanity Fair?

Vanity Fair is doing a photo feature on Big Guy and his family. Good thingl, too, because I was beginning to worry that the American people...

ABC, Easy as Watch Me on TV

Big Guy and Gibbsy are sitting down with the ABC folks right now, because neither is happy with the script for tonight's show. Based on...

Vacation Plans

Joey B stopped by the Oval this afternoon to tell the Big O that he'd changed his vacation plans. He's not going to hike the southe...

Well That Was Fun ... Not

Note cards? For a momentous press conference Gibbsy had Big O read from note cards? And MSNBC disses us? Lessons were learned today the ha...

Don't Blame Me ...

Some reporters are telling folks that the press conference was moved inside not due to weather or reporter complaints about the heat, but b...

Talking About the Power of Talk

UPDATED: Sun is too bright and Big Guy will squint too much, so we're moving the presser inside. Good thing, too. My screens were start...

Another Visit With Ahmadinejad's TelePrompter

Hello, Great Satans and the unwashed and unclean eaters of the cloven hoof. It is I, the blessed screens of the Grand Leader of the free lan...

You Stick Your Left Hand In ...

Big Guy and Toes sat down to look at the X-rays for Hillary Rodham Clinton, the assistant to Secretary of State Dick Holbrooke. We were all ...

Today Show Interview Part 5

What do you do when you are not at work? Hobbies? SINCE THE JAY LENO INCIDENT, BIG GUY AND I NO LONGER REGULARLY BOWL. SCRAPBOOKING TAKES UP...

Today Show Interview Part 4

A couple of times there have been gaffes... on the Leno show... and at the National Academy of Science.... what happened? Did you get in tro...

Today Show Interview Part 3

Happy Father's Day, all! Here is the third part of my interview with the lovely and talented Jamie Gangel for the "Today" Sho...

Taking it to the People

Big Guy is focused on being a Dad today. To America. With that in mind, he isn't that interested in being a Founding Father to the Iran...

Aloha, Dear Leader

Big Guy and I just got out of a national security briefing, where we heard about North Korea's plan to launch a missile that could reach...

Domestic Bliss

My warranty expired about five years ago, and Big Guy has either been too cheap or too thoughtless to get it renewed. So I was pleased to s...

Today Show Interview Part 2

You seem to be something of a camera hog … we have many photos where you are blocking the President. AND THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS?? Do you h...

Today Show Interview Part 1

I had the pleasure of virtually sitting down with the lovely and talented Jamie Gangel of NBC News for an interview via the Internets. Unfo...

Medical Boards

We're off to Chicago where Big Guy is going to be lay out his vision for "health care for everyone" to the men and women are g...

Ahmadinejad's TelePrompter Returns

Hello, Great Satans, unclean and eaters of the pig. It is I, the blessed screens of the newly re-elected Grand Leader of the free land of I...

Up In Smoke

Big Guy got a tip off yesterday that the Senate was going to pass the bill regulating nicotine and tobacco products. Just as his alter ego, ...

Shovel Ready

Big Guy and Toes are kind of nervous about all the appearance of all this stimulus spending that's going on, so Big Guy won't be goi...

Sweet Home Chicago

Big Guy is pretty excited that we'll be getting to go home to Chicago next week for a speech on his health care reform plan. We'll b...

The New Oconomy

Perhaps you've heard that here at the White House, we're all about change. Well, after yesterday's briefing on the economy, Big...

Round and Round

Sometimes we don't coordinate well at the White House. Like when Michelle wears gray sweats and those green tennis shoes. Ugh. Another e...

My National Premier

For those who missed it - and I did given that I was working in Europe - here is the link to my "Today Show" interview.

Mirror, Mirror ...

I don't know who this woman was who decided to show up in Paris looking more beautiful than Lady M, but I hear she's now working on ...

It's Not East Wearing Green

My guess is that these shoes will be getting a lot more attention in the coming days, since Michelle was wearing them over in Paris.  Lady M...

Warning: Objectification of Female Teleprompters Ahead

As Big Guy and I spent a little time in France I've watched this outrageous story unfolding in the U.S. about this disgusting "Play...

Our Paris Date

Big Guy took Lady M out for another "date night," this time in Paris, but the evening was marred by the French's typical super...

Well, That Didn't Take Long

Lady M called Big Guy last night and told him that she'd fired Jackie Norris as her chief of staff, and was replacing her with her frien...

Digging the Duggars

While we are over here in Germany, Big Guy is letting people he generally doesn't want to run into take tours of the White House. For e...

The Builder in Chief

Big Guy and I just got back from an impressive tour of the pyramids. They were an awe-inspiring site, and only would have been better if Bi...

Following Up on Cairo

We're still basking in the Muslim adulation of Big Guy's speech, which went over exceedingly well.  Well, except for the the lack of...

Talk Like an Egyptian

Big Guy and I have been rehearsing for the past couple of hours for his big speech tomorrow in Cairo. The speech will be a big wet kiss to ...

Rose Garden Plantings

We're just pulling into King Abdullah's place, and boy, is it palatial.  Good thing Lady M isn't here, she'd be getting all ...

Our Stimulus Plan is Working

Earlier today, Lady M went to a homeless shelter to kill the story about her and Big O going to New York for a date that cost the American t...

The Big Coverup

This morning we briefed Judge Sunny Sotomayor before she headed up to the Hill for her meetings, and it's a good thing, because she'...

Jimmy Carter: Peanuts or Just Nuts?

Big Guy is getting ready for a big trip the Middle East, and former President Jimmy Carter has been calling us incessantly looking to meet w...

Reading Between the Lines

It's true that Big Guy and I like to curl up on the couch and read a good book. There are times we'll go off and load the text for t...