Born to Scroll

Got a late call last night from a friend who was feeling a bit under the weather. Turns out he's been touring with Bruce Springsteen, serving as his Teleprompter, and they are playing the Verizon Center here in Washington, DC tonight. So he needs someone to sub for him while they de-frag his hard drive.

And guess who gets the call? That's right, baby: For one night only, I'm moving from B.O. to B.S.

I just need to make sure all of Big Guy's remarks are in a separate file from The Boss's lyrics, though I think the Big O's remarks on Detroit would go nicely with the music for "Rosalita."