Today

I'm remote blogging from the National Archives, where I'm set up in the rotunda for Big Guy's big speech on terrorism. There won't be any news coming out of this speech.

We're not going to announce where the 200+ Guantanamo terrorists are going (I suggested the White House since after living there for two months, I can tell you we have plenty of space, and Lady M's mother does not need a wing unto herself). We're not going to discuss specifics today. We definitely will blame the Bush Administration for putting us in this mess where they forced us to make promises during the campaign we couldn't keep because we didn't know how dangerous all those terrorists in Guantanamo really were, and didn't realize that most Americans seem not to like the notion of terrorists living near them.

I guess that means we're also scrapping Timmy's plan to give each detainee a foreclosed home somewhere in America.

Big Guy will say that we lost our way as a nation in our anti-terror strategy. I guess that means that means the Bush Administration allowed too many terrorists attacks after September 11th, 2001. It's all going to work out, though; Biden says he has a really good compass and Fancy Nancy thinks her memory is coming back since having her Botox pump removed last week.