But Does It Rhyme With Prompter?

Big Guy was really excited this morning, because he and Lady M hosted a "poetry jam." He was really looking forward to meeting all these young people who no doubt aspire to being as good a public speaker as Big Guy is.

That excitement was muted when a five-year-old kindergartner named Malcolm rejected Big Guy's offer to use me for his "jam." Malcolm told him that he "didn't need no screen to do my thing."

After that, I don't know what I found more surprising, that Big Guy immediately rescinded his ban on torture, or that the see-saw on the White House playground actually could effectively be used for waterboarding.