Gates Closed

I guess the "William Gates" error is my fault.

But to be fair, sleep mode was preferable to that 35 minute monologue White House speechwriting loaded into me. Good grief, someone please hire an editor.

Or better yet, let's turn a negative into a win-win: make the guys in Guantanamo have to sit through that and let's see what happens. Waterboarding might be preferable.

That speech was so long, a full day without a terrorist attack passed by.