In Which I Think I Should Be Concerned ...

So Gibbsy has been in a foul mood, stalking around the West Wing, as seemingly every hour, Fox News, our sworn enemy, runs features on me. ...

Crazy in Love

This was an unfortunate moment. A woman who thought she was married to Big Guy showed up at LAX ready to fly home with us. This is happeni...

Really Big Guy

Harry Reid told his friends in Las Vegas the other night that, “[T]he best part of Barack Obama is his heart is bigger than any heart in the...

Brothers

Well, it's a beautiful early morning out here in Los Angeles.  Last night's policy dinner was amazing. Big Guy compared himself to F...

La-La Land

Big Guy and I are in Los Angeles for yet another fundraiser. I heard there will be celebrities here, so Big Guy and I should fit right in. ...

Alive and Well

I'm sure some of you have seen the footage of Joe Biden's speech today, where after the wind has knocked a Teleprompter screen over,...

The Ring's the Thing

Some people have been commenting on the photos the Los Angeles Times ran showing Big Guy when he was a freshman out at Occidental College. ...

Tinfoil Anyone?

I  just got out of a climate-change briefing and I have to say I'm a bit nervous. Seems our Secretary of Energy, Steven Chu, was over in...

Debating Crazy

Big Guy is pondering whether or not to debate Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at the U.N. This would be a big step in U.S.-Iranian rel...

Here Comes Sonny

Big Guy is very excited, and we've been in the Oval now for a couple of hours rehearsing his annoucement that Sonia Sotomayor will be hi...

Sign By the "X"

Big Guy will be signing the credit card legislation today. He loves to write his name, so if I play my cards right - and place the signing ...

Boo Hoo

This was a good life lesson for these kindergartners.  The same kind of lesson Big Guy learned when he tried to get backstage with me at th...

Gates Closed

I guess the "William Gates" error is my fault. But to be fair, sleep mode was preferable to that 35 minute monologue White House ...

Today

I'm remote blogging from the National Archives, where I'm set up in the rotunda for Big Guy's big speech on terrorism. There wo...

Tomorrow

Big Guy and I are going to make a big speech tomorrow about our Administration's new policy for dealing with terrorists. Many of you ma...

Uncle Ted's Return

This is great news for Big Guy. Now, we have congressional leadership in place to drive health care reform over the bridge to completion. U...

Shhh. He'll Never Know

Everyone here at the White House is a little nervous about Joe Biden's latest "gaffe," in which he appears to have told report...

Born to Scroll

Got a late call last night from a friend who was feeling a bit under the weather. Turns out he's been touring with Bruce Springsteen, s...

Down By the Grotto

So, I'm already down here at Notre Dame, set up, loaded and ready for the greatest speech students here  have ever experienced. As Rahm ...

Let Us Pray ... Not

Big Guy is a little concerned about this possible vote to ban any religious TV shows on the Public Broadcasting System, since Rahm and Gibb...

Poor Joe

Yesterday was payday here at the White House.  It's been a bit awkward since our ethics and financial filings were made public .  Now we...

Giving Credit

Big Guy isn't happy that his comments on consumers' credit crunch and heavy debt load are being misinterpreted. Sure, he was critic...

Light Schedule Today

Beyond the surprise announcement Big Guy has later today, we'll be in meetings most of the time, though we are going to roll out the Phi...

Supreme Thinking

Big Guy has a finalist list for the Supreme Court nomination, and Gov. Jennifer Granholm, is one of the finalists. Everyone likes Jenny ar...

Oops

Over the weekend, Big Guy and I, along with a bunch of other guys who like sports, were watching the NBA playoffs. Some of you may know tha...

Promises, Promises

I guess some people are annoyed that Big Guy chose not to release all of those photos of terrorist abuse in Afghanistan and Iraq.  They clai...

Devil In The Details

Big Guy and I are flying out to Tempe, Arizona, where we are going to give the commencement address at Arizona State University. Initially w...

Little Golden O's

Everyone seems to think that Big Guy's FDA is going after Cheerios for claiming to cut cholesterol by 10%, but as someone who's bee...

Disease Control

Big Guy and Rahm have been pushing health-care reform for the past couple of days, and they are going to keep pushing it. Reporters just see...

But Does It Rhyme With Prompter?

Big Guy was really excited this morning, because he and Lady M hosted a "poetry jam." He was really looking forward to meeting al...

Doomsday Is In The Details

I read this piece by George Snofelloffigous and thought it was pretty interesting. It says that John Edwards' staff had a "doomsda...

Toes Knows

During our morning briefing today, Big Guy, Toes and I were laughing about this report out of London about what politicians over in Great B...

The Pruning Begins

Perhaps it went unnoticed, but the longtime florist in chief at the White House was pushed out of her position. Lady M and Toes were behind ...

Happy Mother's Day

Well, Happy Mother's Day to all you. Especially the mother's out there.  I, of course had a mother, but lost her back in 1999 when t...

Prayers Answered

The past 36 hours have seen a National Day of Prayer and this morning's National Catholic Prayer Breakfast. While Big Guy didn't pa...

In Which I Sit Down for My First Media Interview

Tomorrow morning, I'll be sitting down with a reporter from a national TV show to discuss my life inside the White House and my relation...

The Three Wise Men

I'm still recovering from the meeting with former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, and his brother from another mother, Al Sharpton ....

Please Bow Your Heads

During today's early afternoon get together in the Oval, Gibbsy highlighted this article , and said we had some spinning to do. I don...

What's Old Is New Again

We just got out of the morning staff meeting in the Oval, where Big Guy announced that he's bringing Jake Siewert into the Admininstrati...

Look, Up in The Sky ...

New Yorkers might want to keep their head down, Lady M is at it again with Air Force 2, and it be will buzzing New York this morning as she ...

Sinko de Mayo ...

Big Guy and I just finished the Cinco de Mayo event here at the White House. Everything was going fine until Biden showed with a baseball ba...

Stand and Deliver

A lot of us in the Oval are scratching our head over all this coverage about whether the media stands only for Big Guy, or never stood for ...

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

People, you don't want to know what happened after Big Guy and Lady M went behind the shrubbery .  But five minutes seems about right. 

In Which Bill Asks Us to Make New Friends

Some of you may have noticed that because Big Guy wasn't around Illinois or national politics for very long, he doesn't have many of...

About This Morning

Big Guy finished watching his Saturday cartoons about an hour ago. No, he doesn't like them himself, but we've discovered that it...

May Day With Joe

My great uncle, who was taken out of the Soviet Union for a speech that Khruschev made in France and was forgotten there, used to tell us ab...