Down Mexico Way

Some of you may have noticed that before Big Guy left for Europe, he sent a high-ranking delegation to Mexico. See, Mexico is very mad because they send illegal, live Mexican citizens to the United States, and in return, we are apparently sending them illegal guns, which kill Mexican citizens in Mexico.

Big O is concerned about this, because it's just another example of America's gun culture coming back to haunt us. If only we didn't send all those illegal guns, which perpetuate violence and force all of those scared Mexicans over the border to the safety of America.

Big Guy has a plan. It's too complicated to explain here. but I can tell you that it involves $1 trillion dollars, one peso, a gun ban, dual citizenship, and a really big jar of KY Jelly.