Big Guy is getting a lot of criticism for not doing enough on the environment for Earth Day. These people don't know what they are talking about.
We took Al Gore's call and let him talk for half an hour the other day. That counts for something. After the call, Big Guy dug a hole in the Rose Garden and, using wet, shredded torture memos to keep them moist, planted seeds that the Grateful Dead gave him during their recent Oval visit. Today, we flew out on Air Force One to Iowa to make a speech highlighting green initiatives and green energy options for America. Just to make sure we were arriving in the spirit of the day, we cut our engines and landed on a glide path. I think the press corps wishes that we weren't so environmentally sensitive.
To further underscore our administration's focus on lowering our carbon footprint, Big Guy is wearing a suit fashioned from hemp by one of Lady M's fashion designers. So get off our backs people.
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