Scare Force One

As with any story Big Guy and Gibbsy had no control over, the use of Air Force One for propaganda purposes is becoming a full blown scandal.

There are all kinds of rumors wafting around the West Wing. Like the one - that totally isn't true - about ten of Big Guy's top fundraisers getting seats on the plane for what amounted to a $300,000 joy ride. Then there are the interns who keep flashing their Air Force One souvenir M&M boxes to each other in the hallways and giggling like school kids.

All I can wonder is why I didn't get to have some fun on a Monday morning instead of that day from hell with the slow-talker.